Genius Porcupine

Meet Genius Porcupine — your not-so-typical, slightly eccentric, unapologetically blunt, and totally unlicensed (but deeply wise) life guide. Unlike those chill, yoga-loving wellness gurus, Genius Porcupine prefers to slice through life’s nonsense with the precision of his razor-sharp quills. Think of him as the life coach who won’t hold your hand but will give you a friendly (yet pointy) nudge in the right direction. No sugarcoating, no fluff — just straight talk and life lessons you didn’t know you needed. Buckle up. It’s about to get interesting.